Turkey Ham war

war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)

Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.

by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006

Christmas Ham

When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"

Nancy, would you like to be as baked as an Christmas Ham, or an Apple Pie?

by Bazooka Bertha April 26, 2011

green eggs and ham

1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.

2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.

"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.

Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.

by fga February 7, 2005

Going Ham in the Turkey Factory

Going hard!(not in the perverted way)

I am going ham in the turkey factory when i dance on multiple at the same time! ;D

by beaverteaser69 December 26, 2011

honey ham

Vernacular for the clitoris commonly found in the female genitalia. (courtesy of JLF)

Marsha: So... how was last night?
Janet: Let's just say he found the honey ham.

by azigee April 19, 2006

west ham united football club

Quite possibly the 52nd biggest London Club. Pretty certain they should still be playing Sunday league football on Hackney Marshes. They are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have Andy Carrol on loan from the local hospital.

There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.

West Ham United Football Club should take up table tennis

by soppyhammer123 September 7, 2016

Homewood ham

In Pittsburgh, Homewood is a city area full of wogs. Watermelon is one of their favorite foods and the Italians that run the produce yards nicknamed watermelons as "Homewood hams". You can figure out the similarity.

Wogs sure love those Homewood hams!

by sodesnay January 31, 2010