crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

Concealing Glory

When your little man is wanting to wake up before nightfall, so you have to hide him by doing obvious actions and you get called out by your mates.

Mate: Jim you fucking crossing your legs, you Concealing Glory?

by Subway Squad April 15, 2016

woah glowser

A person who goes to a gym but doesn't work out while pretending to know everything about working out and weightlifting but actually doesn't , because all They ever do is just walk around for the sole purpose of finding someone to go out with on a date.

I'm Not sure how to use this

CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.

by [e-mail] April 21, 2017

teletubby gloryhole

A hole in a teletubby suit which

allows a kinky outsider to ram it in

"I was having such a good time with that teletubby gloryhole last week i almost got an abraision"

"That teletubby gloryhole gave me a good helping of tubby custurd"

by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Goobly-glop

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.

We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom

by MansUsuallyHot November 13, 2017

baby glockable

A 12 year old with hacks

Man, that kids a baby glockable
You baby glockable

by Icloneu January 6, 2018