Fondlefest

A yearly festival hosted on June 9th in Kuwait. Hosted by slutty whores who greet visitors by fondling their balls.

David: damn I haven’t been fondled since my uncle jerry raped me behind his garage when I was 6.
Frederique: what the fuck?
David: you know what we should do? Go to Fondlefest! it’s happening next week!
Frederique: dude what the shit is wrong with you?

by The big Bong of the south seas June 6, 2024

Fondling

A group of Pedophiles is called a “Fondling”

Walking past the playground is a “Fondling”. Identifiable by the thin moustaches and dark glasses.

by User195 June 12, 2024

fonddie

A act where as a Married man with children who later decided in his life to leave everything behind and hook up with another man.

He man, my uncle Howard went Fonddie with a UPS Driver. Says he is very happy with his Bo!

by Illogical Son June 20, 2024

fonddie

An act of Married Male with children who abandons everything to share his life with another man.

My Uncle Howard went Fonddie with his co-worker Arthur!

by Illogical Son June 20, 2024

Fondeont

An insulting to refer to someone who is a traitor or backstabber. It can also be used to describe someone who you believe is beneath you.
Can be used in place or alongside bitch

Luke really tried to scam me, the fondeont ass bitch.

by anonymous July 1, 2024

fondeont

An insulting term used to describe a traitor, a backstabber, or a snake.
Can also be used to describe someone who is beneath you.
Can be used alongside or in place of the word bitch, although not as derogatory.

Luke tried to scam me, that fondeont ass bitch!

by Yusien July 2, 2024

fongkels

it means fucking. but in a crae crae way, like freaky.

example:

sun: wanna fongkels?
fauxcils: wow, you so freaky boi.

by xoxojasontodd July 4, 2024