I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! 

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! by hn9090 May 20, 2009

i eat ass 

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires

"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"

i eat ass by Juice gucci mane vert May 23, 2016

All You Can Eat Buffet 

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

All You Can Eat Buffet by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

Mr eat it and leave 

A nigga who eat it and leave

Nigga: I ate this bitch pussy that had a foul smell, am I wrong?
You: you Mr eat it and leave MISTAHEATITANDLEAVEEEEE

Mr eat it and leave by ChiefKeefsDraco January 14, 2023

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea 

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010

I'll make you eat those words 

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

I'll make you eat those words by Light Joker March 16, 2004

Jimmy Eat World 

Otherwise known as JEW/Jimmy. THE most amazing band I have ever heard. Their lead singer used to be Tom but then Jim took over. They are a legend of a band and oh yes I saw them :D
They have lots of albums out: Static Prevails, Bleed American (renamed Jimmy Eat World), Clarity, Futures, The Singles and have recently released their Stay on my Side tonight EP which you have to get because it is just soo good. Probably the Jimmy anthem is Sweetness because it's so original and like nothing else out there.
A band whose name will cause confusion when mentioning them in front of your parents.

super cool Jimmy kid: "aaaahhh Jimmy Eat World!!!"
super uncool kid: "Jimmy... Eat World? What?"

Jimmy Eat World by MunchOnThat July 29, 2008