E-Flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-assaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

by KillahBee November 5, 2008

E-Female

A male individual who pretends to be a female on messaging boards or in an online video game. They will often try to flirt with other members of said forums or in-game players. The E-Female often has very low self esteem but will act very cocky. The E-Female will also come up with bogus excuses if confronted by being a male in real life. E-Females generally will try to use "Lady like charm" on other players or members and will get offended if said charm does not work. If the E-Female is rejected it might come back to said forums or game with a new identity, sometimes a male one, and if confronted with being the previous E-Female he was, will make up a bogus story, say they are related to them or say they know them. When the E-Female does come back when rejected, it will often try to insult or "dis" his previous form in order to get on the members/players of the game/board to accept them. The E-Female will often send "fake" pictures to people who ask for them in a desperate act to gain attention, if the said E-Female is cought doing so, they will make up a bogus story to try and cover it up.

Chloe is such an E-Female, "she" sent me pictures and when I sent them to my friend to look at them he found them on a website.

by TheAnonymousPoster June 20, 2009

E.I.

Nelly began to introduce the rap audience and the nation to a whole new set of St. Louis slang. "E.I. means 'Yes! Bring it on!'" he explained at nelly.net.

"Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What's poppin' tonite?"

by Ho0pz4sho January 4, 2012

e-penor

Slang for e-penis.

My e-penor has grown to LARGE proportions.

by EvilChicky January 11, 2008

e-migrate

When yourself or group of friends all start using one social networking instead of another.

"I used to be on Myspace but I e-migrated to Facebook"

by Lorcan McGrane January 11, 2009

E.T.

When two dudes slowly touch the tips of their erections together, then shine a flashlight on it.

Stands for Erectile Tapping

I think the E.T. is just a crude reinterpretation of the scene from the movie "E.T." in which Elliot and the alien slowly touch as the tips of their fingers light up.

by sonofol April 19, 2009

e-cockblock

1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.

2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.

Oh my god, I was watching some great lesbian porn when I got e-cockblocked by my friend!

by hoboX10 July 16, 2009