E.T. 

When two dudes slowly touch the tips of their erections together, then shine a flashlight on it.

Stands for Erectile Tapping

I think the E.T. is just a crude reinterpretation of the scene from the movie "E.T." in which Elliot and the alien slowly touch as the tips of their fingers light up.

E.T. by sonofol April 19, 2009

E.T. 

extra testicle

if you act like shaun meyers than you are genetically programed to be atrracted to men with an E.T.

E.T. by 4th floor whitney hall csu chico california May 4, 2003

E.T. 

Named after Steve Emerling for his questionable Estonian ethnicity and his resemblance to a turtle. Also know as Estonian Turtle, or abbreviated E.T.

Ayo here comes Steve, the Estonian Turtle, er E.T.

E.T. by Mammantha Rections May 24, 2009

E.T. 

An alien that a kid in my class keeps having dreams about, and is in funny pictures now.

I had another dream about E.T. Last night!

E.T. by Anonymous May 21, 2003

E.T. 

the touching of "heads" when two guys face each other with morning wood.

E.T.- vvvvv

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E.T. by SF 2011 January 19, 2011

E.T. 

A sickly little person who is really pale and keeps to themselves. Is also a little odd looking. Looks like a curvy lil peener

"Do you see that E.T. over there? Have they ever seen the sun?"

E.T. by GranddaddyLongSchlong April 9, 2017

E.T. 

An alien character in the Filthy Frank Show. He claimed that humans kept him away from going back on Earth. Sometimes, he jacks off to the Avatar movie, which he leaves marks of his semen on Frank's MacBook. He surely loves cocaine, but may have died once from it. He generally speaks with telepathy

COCAINE IS FUCKING AWESOME - E.T.

E.T. by i hate sjws June 5, 2017