E-Flirter 

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-assaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

E-Flirter by KillahBee November 5, 2008

e-flirter 

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

e-flirter by KillahBee October 17, 2006