Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah

Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"

by colieravioli June 19, 2016

Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

Dildocity

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.

Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!

by Esprsso January 22, 2019

raining dildos

When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.

When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.

by Meridi October 2, 2012

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

didonte

easily amused and entertained

The audience of a comedian is usually didonte from all of the acts.

by Theresa Sprain March 11, 2005

Dildice

The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.

girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.

girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.

by lednas May 10, 2010