Dick Deprivation Syndrome 

A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.

Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."

Billie: "What's that?"

Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."

Dick Deprivation Syndrome by Ohyespapi July 2, 2017

dick down  

1. Getting or pertaining to hard sex between a male and female
2. Often used by a man when referring to sex with a woman

Eddie - "what up kid, what you gettin' into tonight?"

Bobby - "shoot son, im gonna dick down this fine ass shorty tonight"

dick down by Von Doom July 2, 2008

Dick on Wheels 

A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.

Look at that mall cop on the segway.

What a Dick on Wheels!

Dick on Wheels by dick-on-wheels April 26, 2009

Dick Swagger University 

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.

That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

Dick Swagger University by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

dick greed 

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.

Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!

dick greed by Party Catz January 7, 2013

Dick sex 

When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis

Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob

Dick sex by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020

dick cleaner 

A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.

A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.

"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"

"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"

"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"

dick cleaner by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007