Graphic Designer 

noun: An under-paid, under-employed, and under-appreciated creative professional known for their keen sense of "what looks right visually". A very opinionated and possibly unemployed person.

My boyfriend said your website sucks. He's a Graphic Designer.

You used 'Helvetica' on your business card? As a Graphic Designer, I must say that your choice is very sterile and cliché. You probably won't get any business.

Graphic Designer by 77jim April 8, 2011

Desirae 

A girl who is very confusing, and almost annoying to talk to. She talks in a flirty way to you, but as soon as you make your move she backs off and gets quiet. Yet she is always on your mind. You're left in a very strange mood, anxious, nervous, unsure, and worried. Can't get closer, can't get far enough away to stop thinking about her. You're trapped.

(Bro 1): Bro I think the girl you're talking to is a Desirae.

(Bro 2): Yeah man I feel like shit, I need to just stop thinking about her.

Desirae by Jaux May 14, 2016

descendents 

A very great Southern California punk band, which brought us really fast, melodic, hardcore skatepunk riddims, thus paving the way for a lot of '90s and 2000's punk bands like Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and the lot. The only difference between Descendents and current skatepunk bands is Descendents aren't sellouts!

Milo Goes to College is a great album, and so is Somery.
Cameage, M-16, Coffee Mug, I Wanna Be A Bear, I'm Not a Loser, I Don't Want to Grow Up, Everything Sucks, Clean Sheets, Shattered Milo, I'm the One, Pep Talk.

descendents by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

desexor

To make something no longer relevant or useful. Generally used as an antonym to the adjective "sex/sexy" or adjective/verb "sexor".

My server-side anti-cheat program will desexor the hackers' cheats.

desexor by Hawk552 May 4, 2007

desk raving 

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head

"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."

desk raving by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007

desert island artist 

Albums by a single artist which you would be okay with being stranded on a desert island with. See Good Music.

"My desert island artist is totally David Bowie."

desert island artist by Anikat May 21, 2008

Deskticle

The newer variation of a cubicle that uses one desk connected so that you and a co-worker share. It is supposed to improve communication, but is really just a more annoying cubicle because your coworker sits too close to you and you have no privacy but you still work in a cubicle. Meltdowns are likely when deskticle is shared with an annoying person or especially a loud talker.

I just got done organizing my deskticle but it was a waste of time because all of Dan's shit just migrates over to my side after a day.

Deskticle by Brockotaco January 26, 2009