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Lahar of shit

When a gentleman strides out, has two to many ales at the pub, and finds himself cut short on the stroll home. A lahar of shit is the avalanche of shit that occurs when you are 500 meters from home, and decide you need to change city.
I was walking home, and suffered a lahar of shit.
Now meed to retire early, and move city.
by _yellowGoldfish August 15, 2023
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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 17, 2023
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Shit without the H

The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting
by TheRealZackDean August 18, 2023
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The shits

A slang term, used especially is the North East of England, for a bout of diarrhea.
"I've got to go to the loo, I've got the shits."
by NorthEastEnglandMan August 18, 2023
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shit show

a meth head who makes meth by your creek
damn you see that shit show

BOOOOMMMM
by addy😭 August 21, 2023
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On some shit like that

Being bold, shocking
Stranger: I bet you won’t post yo nigga rn

Stranger 2: *Posts her nigga*
Stranger 2: On some shit like that
by nnni1 August 21, 2023
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