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Get the talking into god’s telephone mug.When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
Get the Taking a British mug.1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:
“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:
“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
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Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Get the taking wills mug.The Talking Tom franchise was created by Outfit7 on June 26, in 2010.
You can use your device microphone to let Tom speak after you.
May 22, 2011, Talking Tom got a second game, named Talking Tom Cat 2.
The game uses same features, but new features added, clothing, hats, etc.
November 11, 2013, Talking Tom got its first ever caring game, called My Talking Tom.
My Talking Tom lets you care for Tom. You can put Tom to bed, feed him, bathe him, or play new mini-games.
As of November 8, 2018, Talking Tom got a second pet caring game, called My Talking Tom 2.
My Talking Tom 2 features extra pets, which are Squeak, Dot, Sugar, Flip, and Gus.
February 13, 2020, Talking Tom got its most current game, which is called My Talking Tom Friends.
My Talking Tom Friends consists of caring for Angela, Tom, Becca, Ben, Ginger, and Hank.
You can use your device microphone to let Tom speak after you.
May 22, 2011, Talking Tom got a second game, named Talking Tom Cat 2.
The game uses same features, but new features added, clothing, hats, etc.
November 11, 2013, Talking Tom got its first ever caring game, called My Talking Tom.
My Talking Tom lets you care for Tom. You can put Tom to bed, feed him, bathe him, or play new mini-games.
As of November 8, 2018, Talking Tom got a second pet caring game, called My Talking Tom 2.
My Talking Tom 2 features extra pets, which are Squeak, Dot, Sugar, Flip, and Gus.
February 13, 2020, Talking Tom got its most current game, which is called My Talking Tom Friends.
My Talking Tom Friends consists of caring for Angela, Tom, Becca, Ben, Ginger, and Hank.
Talking Tom is a game targeted towards kids, expected (4-10).
You can look the game up for more info.
The game is available on iOS, and Android.
You can look the game up for more info.
The game is available on iOS, and Android.
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