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Aspiring Rapper
North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.
Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
The Rape Army
The Soviet Union and today's Putinstan babble endlessly about the "Great Patriotic War" which began according to them on June 22nd, 1941 - no clue about September 17, 1939. They don't want to know anything about the disgraceful Secret Protocol of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact where these two fascists defined the borders of Soviet and German "spheres of influence" as those two parasites expressed it.
Today's Sovok doesn't want to be aware of the countless heinous crimes Soviets commited during the war, they are no different from Nazi atrocities, furthermore they were parasitizing and looting the countries they occupied nearly five decades, they were "liberated" countries.
They keep the wartime Soviet military, the Red Army as a hero, tho' a more truthful name would be the Rape Army 'cause those heroes commited the greatest mass rape in 20th century without pity even children in the countries where the red plague occupied, especially in Germany. Soviet & Putinstanian "official" historians have just about zero credibility due to they tend to rewrite history and remove the unpleasant facts from them like the pigs did in Orwell's Animal Farm.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." This phrase is associated with Joseph Goebbels, but this method has been most used by the Soviets and today’s Putinstan and the results show up; ignoramuses don't know their history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.
Today's Sovok doesn't want to be aware of the countless heinous crimes Soviets commited during the war, they are no different from Nazi atrocities, furthermore they were parasitizing and looting the countries they occupied nearly five decades, they were "liberated" countries.
They keep the wartime Soviet military, the Red Army as a hero, tho' a more truthful name would be the Rape Army 'cause those heroes commited the greatest mass rape in 20th century without pity even children in the countries where the red plague occupied, especially in Germany. Soviet & Putinstanian "official" historians have just about zero credibility due to they tend to rewrite history and remove the unpleasant facts from them like the pigs did in Orwell's Animal Farm.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." This phrase is associated with Joseph Goebbels, but this method has been most used by the Soviets and today’s Putinstan and the results show up; ignoramuses don't know their history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.
"Sovoks should finally start talking about things honestly under their real names, such as an alternative name for the mighty Red Army would be the Rape Army."
The Rape Army by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022
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soundcloud rapper
someone who believes they are up and coming in the rap game, so they start writing lyrics on the back of their math homework and recording on their iPhone.
-very generic
-raps about generic things that are usually rapped about (money, cars, etc.)
-can be found on Instagram posts self promoting. examples:
“Y’all should give me a chance, I’m the next big thing 🔥🙏🙏🙏🔥”
“My new song (generic song name) just came out, it’s so fire y’all needa go like it up🖤🖤🖤☠️☠️🙏🙏🔥🔥👀👀⛓”
-sometimes, the music can be good, but very rarely
-generic rap name such as:
“Lil Raqqxr” or “Bandz”
commonly in SoundCloud rapper names, vowels are replaced with “x” to appear edgy or different. It’s a style that’s over- used.
Once a soundcloud rapper is finished recording, he will release his music on SoundCloud and create a mixtape that consists of 2 songs. To promote his new up and coming mixtape, he’ll comment on every Instagram post possible.
-loses interest in rapping after 1 week
-very generic
-raps about generic things that are usually rapped about (money, cars, etc.)
-can be found on Instagram posts self promoting. examples:
“Y’all should give me a chance, I’m the next big thing 🔥🙏🙏🙏🔥”
“My new song (generic song name) just came out, it’s so fire y’all needa go like it up🖤🖤🖤☠️☠️🙏🙏🔥🔥👀👀⛓”
-sometimes, the music can be good, but very rarely
-generic rap name such as:
“Lil Raqqxr” or “Bandz”
commonly in SoundCloud rapper names, vowels are replaced with “x” to appear edgy or different. It’s a style that’s over- used.
Once a soundcloud rapper is finished recording, he will release his music on SoundCloud and create a mixtape that consists of 2 songs. To promote his new up and coming mixtape, he’ll comment on every Instagram post possible.
-loses interest in rapping after 1 week
“I’m the best up and coming soundcloud rapper, y’all needa to give me a chance 💰🖤🖤👀🔥⛓🙏🙏🙏🙏⛓💰💰💰🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”
soundcloud rapper by highkey spittin straight facts November 18, 2019