snotch crotch

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.

"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

by sweetiethatsadog March 16, 2005

Pizza Crotch

(noun)- when the area around the crotch is shaped like a triangle; the crotch region resembles a pizza.

Hey Steed, did you see Miranda's pizza crotch?

Pizza crotch is the new camel toe.

by Maggee September 3, 2006

punch my crotch !

"Fuck off!"
Ladies and gents, yo soy la creadora...now beat it!

Burger King employee:So you gonna order or what...!
Sandra:Huh...don't be getting all pissy on my ass else punch my crotch!

by H.R. Puff n' Stuff March 21, 2005

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

crotch biscuit

dog treat meant to put on ones crotch out of desperation (usually peanut butter flavored)

Josh couldn't couldn't any so he resorted to crotch biscuits.

by justice93sg September 26, 2010

Fire Crotch

when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach

when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!

by Buu Top July 7, 2007

mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.

that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night

by TCI student August 7, 2009