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mallard with a cold 

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.
"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"
mallard with a cold by P8nt December 10, 2007
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Catch a Cold 

English slang for getting in trouble or getting yourself in a bind. Usually used as a threat dealing with your money or your life.
You'll want to have paid me by the end of the day, cause you wouldn't want to catch a cold, now would you my son?

ice cold 

andre 3000: hey fellas
fellas: yeah?
andre 3000: what's cooler than being cool?
fellas: ice cold!
ice cold by aesop rock October 26, 2003

Rodeo cold

Rodeo cold is the temperate of a beer if you put it in the ice chest at the beginning of the day, allowing the ice to melt all day while the rodeo is ongoing, and then enjoy the beverage at the conclusion of the rodeo, after all the ice has long turned into water. It is approximately 3 to 5 degrees degrees above the ambient air temperature.
This beer isn't cold, but at least it's "rodeo cold".
Rodeo cold by Farmer B August 6, 2013

stone cold killer 

1. A person you don't wanna fuck around with.
2. a ruthless hitman
the bastard that I hired was a stone cold killer

morse cold 

Temperatures so low that they cause uncontrollable chattering of the teeth, resulting in a sound like old Morse code transmissions.
Abe: It's fuh-fuh-fuh-FREEZING!

Ben: I know. You've been sending that message on morse cold since we got here.
morse cold by Doc Jargon August 29, 2009