by MIG December 26, 2003
Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.
by mig May 07, 2005
Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?
by mig May 07, 2005
The haircut now chiefly known as a "mullet", although the term "schaum" predated it by several years. Can be used with various prefixes: feather-schaum, mexi-schaum, etc. Origin of the word: it's a shortening of "a Schaumberg", which is a direct reference to the city of Schaumberg Illinois, where such a haircut was predominant in the early 90's.
by mig May 07, 2005
by Mig September 10, 2004
to be in a state of complete self control
usually a referance to staying cool enough to not sport wood in the presence of a fine lady
usually a referance to staying cool enough to not sport wood in the presence of a fine lady
"just stay cool man, ice cold"
translation : don't embarass yourself with a huge hardon, have some class, relax. picture ice cold.
translation : don't embarass yourself with a huge hardon, have some class, relax. picture ice cold.
by mig January 18, 2004
To take advantage of a friend with a higher income so that they will pay your way for lunch, movie tickets, etc. This can either be with prior notification (notifying the friend that they are about to be the recipient of this action) or it can be a surprise poodling, such as when you seem to have forgotten your wallet when the bill arrives.
by Mig September 11, 2008