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Absentis Pater

A rare species of people, who are most likely to be a dream or a jellybean stan.
jellybean stan: its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

narrator: and that right there is a Absentis Pater
by iBrae Pro June 16, 2022
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absolutelyn't

n't - not, absolutelyn't - absolutely not
"Can you come do these dishes and walk the dog?"
"Absolutelyn't"
by Ball Seeker > June 21, 2022
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Absopositivelylutely

Charlie, I absopositivelylutely agree with your opinion on this matter!
by YungSkittles_007 June 22, 2022
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abstromical

when you are fucked up to the max like being abstromically blazed/goated/drunk
hey man how you doing?
i am abstromically blazed dude
by lilywowwowmeow July 4, 2022
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Absofuckinlutely

The extreme absolute Fuckable Sureity of something.

Strongness ==> DoubleGoyyala
Duaf said , "I Absofuckinlutely will take care of her DAD someday... according to the words of Her Highness Saint Majju Herself."
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absolute distress

Stomach issues. Usually diarrhea and/or vomiting
Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.
by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022
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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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