Absentis Pater

A rare species of people, who are most likely to be a dream or a jellybean stan.

jellybean stan: its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

narrator: and that right there is a Absentis Pater

by iBrae Pro June 16, 2022

absolutelyn't

n't - not, absolutelyn't - absolutely not

"Can you come do these dishes and walk the dog?"
"Absolutelyn't"

by Ball Seeker > June 21, 2022

Absopositivelylutely

Most absolutely positive!

Charlie, I absopositivelylutely agree with your opinion on this matter!

by YungSkittles_007 June 22, 2022

abstromical

when you are fucked up to the max like being abstromically blazed/goated/drunk

hey man how you doing?
i am abstromically blazed dude

by lilywowwowmeow July 4, 2022

Absofuckinlutely

The extreme absolute Fuckable Sureity of something.

Strongness ==> DoubleGoyyala

Duaf said , "I Absofuckinlutely will take care of her DAD someday... according to the words of Her Highness Saint Majju Herself."

by MaitreyaVindeSishyaKodi-Ad.Fu July 19, 2022

absolute distress

Stomach issues. Usually diarrhea and/or vomiting

Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.

by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022

Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022