Cat Dad

A man with at least one cat

"My cat ate my White Castle and I didn't do anything about it. Am I a bad cat dad?"

by leo3375 March 25, 2010

Cat Orgasm

The cat orgasm that follows the procedure is something the likes of which has never been seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

"Yer my girlfriend had a cat orgasm last night"

by Omni314 December 18, 2009

hot cat

a deadly smelling vagina that clouds its scent within a 5 foot radius which causes you to think you're near a Red Lobster dumpster. medical attention is highly reccommended.

"I couldn't go around Linda today at cheerleading practice today, she's got a hot cat."

by JennaTalia October 27, 2008

ope cats

A dumbfounded reply.

Teacher: Alex, did you do your homework?
Alex: Ope cats

by Dale Gribble Jr. July 5, 2007

cat heads

cat heads---Southern term for Biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes.

Ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Nyan Cat

1. The popular .gif
2. The popular song
3. The popular website that counts how long you've been "nyaning"

I went on nyan.cat and I've nyaned 6000 seconds

Nyan Cat is the best .gif in the world!

by bamsauce June 1, 2011

Black Cat

Small firework that you throw in people's lawns when they least expect it.

OH SHIT! I just threw a black cat in someone's mouth!

by Chris December 16, 2004