poop shank

|poōp shangk| (n.) A shank that has been submerged in feces so that when victim is shanked, an infection ensues.

The prisoner contracted Hepatitis C from a poop shank.

by T_and_A July 3, 2010

Spankay

A girl named Kay who likes spanking, hence she is SpanKay

by SpanKay March 14, 2003

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

so very spanky

You know the guy. He gets everything right. He's reasonably clean. He eminates a slight homosexuality. He's Spanky. At his peak....he's so very spanky.

I swear to christ, if that little shit next to me raises his hand again, he'll die. He's so very spanky.

by Barbara Rest November 27, 2006

Shank

To shit and wank at the same time.

Similar to cranking (crying and wanking).

"Man, I've been with my family all day, I'm off for a shank"
"Dude, I had an awesome shank last night, managed to syncronise beautifully"

by Jizzy P. April 23, 2010

spanker

A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.

Damn.. just wasted ten minutes of my life arguing with the spankers at the post office :(

by cjr November 15, 2006