3 definitions by cjr

Sweet, short, and amazing girl in the world. The best girlfriend in the world. She will always be there for you, no matter what. Spoils you with all the gifts in the world and buys you everything you ask for. Will never leave your side. Always want you with her. Takes you out anywhere you want to go. Likes tall, sweet, adorable guys that wear glasses and beanies. Always finds a way to cheer you up in the worst situations. Treats you like a baby and always wants you near her. Always wants you to cuddle with her. Loves to listen to music all the time. Isn't a slut like other girls. Will stick to one man and one man only. Loves playing with her boyfriends hair. Likes guy who do coloring books. Loves big trucks especially if they're pink and lifted. Loves boys that BMX and do crazy stuff but only with her permission. Kae-lee is truly the best friend for anyone and is the perfect girlfriend for any guy.

If you have a Kae-lee in your life like I do, consider yourself lucky. She is the perfect one for you. This is only the microscopic definition. There is infinite amount of wonderful things you can say about her
Boyfriend:"I wish I could buy that."
Kae-lee: "Hold on, I'll be right back."
Few Minutes later.....
Kae-lee: "Here."
Boyfriend: "Awwww thank you so much!"
by cjr March 26, 2013
A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.
Damn.. just wasted ten minutes of my life arguing with the spankers at the post office :(
by cjr November 12, 2006
Most 16-18 year olds in the UK are forced to take this subject, but it isn't recognized by a lot of universities due to its incredible easiness (from personal experience, it is possible to get 93% without attending a single class, revising or even knowing what the exam is about). Serves to crush the confidence of students everywhere as they learn how to:

Read newspapers
Find the areas of surfaces
Form social opinions
Re-enforce work done two years ago for subjects which hold no interest

Also a nice source of income for examining boards.
1. "I wanted to go to my Further Maths lesson but I need to do some fucking General Studies speaking competition."

2. "Dude, she's easier than General Studies"
by cjr October 27, 2005