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rusty shower

It is similar to just shitting on someone, but it has to be diarrhea, otherwise it is not a rusty shower. One can do this on any part of a person's body, but its funnier if you start on the top of the head, like an actual shower head.
Larry was so drunk that he gave his dog a rusty shower and now his dog is always skiddish around him. It's sad really.
rusty shower by K-Hall November 8, 2009
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Tom Cruise Shower

A Tom Cruise Shower is when you quickly hop into the shower, squirt some shampoo on your head and then proceed to use the shampoo to wash your hair and the rest of your body in a quick manner. A real Tom Cruise Shower should take no longer than 60 seconds.
Alright, I'll hurry up, just gonna take a Tom Cruise Shower and I'll be on my way.
Tom Cruise Shower by ethuggggggin August 12, 2011

Rusty Shower

The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.The runnier the feces the better.
Joe continued to give Andrew a Rusty Shower while Andrew was like "FUCK!"
Rusty Shower by Bee.S March 1, 2009

Handstands in the Shower 

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat
He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower
Handstands in the Shower by mrsdigi December 17, 2008

Louisiana rain shower 

Being covered in a shower of oil (or perhaps gasoline would count) for an inexplicable reason.
The oil cap popped four feet in the air and oil sprayed out like a fountain giving me a good ole fashioned Louisiana rain shower.
Louisiana rain shower by Viran July 20, 2010

Puerto Rican Shower

Puerto Rican Shower is a racist assumption of Puerto Ricans not showering regularly. Why does this page allowed racist pigs to define who Puerto Ricans are, you pieces of shit.
Puerto Rican Shower, only racist pigs came up with this term
Puerto Rican Shower by 1Jibara December 17, 2019

Coldhot shower

When someone falls asleep you pour coldhot on them(slap a bunch of coldhot packets on them)
Dude he fell asleep during the party and I totaly gave him a coldhot shower
Coldhot shower by Fridgerkitty November 23, 2009