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Napoleon Dick Syndrome 

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

Max Lee Syndrome 

Max Lee Syndrome is a Mental illness a pot user can obtain. Symptoms include minor retardation and an urge to “sesh”.
Person 1: Fat tiger baby.

Person 2: I think it’s time we get you checked for Max Lee Syndrome.

Penis Disease Syndrome 

Penis Disease Syndrome is a disease that infects many males which gives them a penis which can be both good and bad, there are also cases of it being Fatal Penis Disease Syndrome which makes your penis extremely long
"Hey, Noah! You have fatal penis disease syndrome!"
"No, I don't."

The J Syndrome 

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”
The J Syndrome by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

Bob da Builder syndrome 

Bob the builder syndrome.. commonly found among romantic relationships where the role Is mainly taken on by the female, whom tries to fix and inadequate male.

However this role can be taken on by men and can be found within friendships too.

The fixer is normally taken fi idiiatt as they think they can change their counterpart “I can change him”

Also referred to as builda bear syndrome..and build a nigha syndrome.
Ethan: I could change him uno
Celine: who
Ethan: ..Nba youngboy
Celine: *creases* You got bob da builder syndrome like these bitches ffs

Darth Vader Syndrome 

Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.
Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."