In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
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The action of leaving a smell associated with a dank locker room, teen bedroom, or any place else that smells like some people just fucked there.
I say Elanor your new house is beautiful but your son's room is manning the air too much. Please do have him bathe and properly dispose of things before the next brunch Ciao!
I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?
I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?
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