can you quack like a duck 

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck

can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

can you quack like a duck by ammoratto April 15, 2013

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. 

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

Ruptured Duck 

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

Ruptured Duck by bill April 23, 2005

Pulling a Duck 

When you sucessfully convince a person you met online to fly, at her expence, to see you for a booty call.

He is "the man", there he goes Pulling a Duck again.

Pulling a Duck by umm_mickey April 26, 2006

silent duck 

A hand gesture used by those engaging in the act of fisting as a way of initiating the partner

Claire whipped out the silent duck, and immediately Joanie screamed in anticipation and excitement.

silent duck by Jebediah Smith December 7, 2007

Want to buy a duck?

A game involving a repetitive circle of questions and response which always starts with, "Want to buy a duck?"

This game requires a great deal of memory and is fun to play while under the influence of alcohol if for no other reason than to laugh at others. It is also played at camps in order to encourage bonding.

Person 1: “Do you want to buy a duck?”
Person 2:“a what?”
P1: “A Duck”
P2: “Does it quack?”
P1: “of course it quacks!”
P2: “Then I’ll buy it.”
The second person then adds to the game buy asking a third to buy something else.
P2: “want to buy a ####?”
P3: “a what”
P2: “a what?”
P1: “a duck!”
P2: “a ####!”
Etc.

Want to buy a duck? by pengin9 August 30, 2006

Pud Duck 

1.A term used to describe customers who come into a retail store with no greater intention then to be a complete pain in the ass and buy nothing.

2. Ass Hole!

That Pud Duck just wasted an hour of my time and didnt buy shit.

Pud Duck by Intern June 22, 2006