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Crotch Goblin

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
by KayKayB May 18, 2024
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doublewide crotch

This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
Damn man, she's way past moose knuckle! That's a doublewide crotch!
by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023
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crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.
It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.
by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020
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crotch gizzard

A slang term for a very large vagina/labia.
No camel toe on her. She had a crotch gizzard the size of a baseball!
by Plashdog August 5, 2014
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Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
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hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.
Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
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Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 3, 2014
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