california pole smoker

Someone who sucks dick in california

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.

by craplover3000 March 12, 2014

Caliroll

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

Suspect: Hey man, I just leaked a new trailer for Mortal Kombat X!
Cali Bear: They're squishable and squashable, they're waterproof and washable!
Victim: Goddamn it, I got Calirolled!

by IcyCoil February 6, 2015

California Sunchips

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.

Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips

by Kademus February 9, 2015

California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

by conky May 5, 2014

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014

caliwompus

The pimpest word in the world, and a salad dressings.

That was some dank ass caliwompus and I enjoyed it on the lettuce that came from the Bering Sea, I also like seahorses.

by Chase rowden March 29, 2015