A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
Suspect: Hey man, I just leaked a new trailer for Mortal Kombat X!
Cali Bear: They're squishable and squashable, they're waterproof and washable!
Victim: Goddamn it, I got Calirolled!
Cali Bear: They're squishable and squashable, they're waterproof and washable!
Victim: Goddamn it, I got Calirolled!
by IcyCoil February 06, 2015
by IcyCoil March 09, 2014
Guy 1: I LIK PLAYIN MENCROFT AND I WATCH SKYDOZMINECRAFT AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF MINECRAFT CASHCOW MERCHANDIZE!11!
Guy 2: Wow, you're such a mineaboo.
Guy 2: Wow, you're such a mineaboo.
by IcyCoil October 17, 2015