Brittany's butt

Something that while lacking in size and quantity, exceedingly makes up with its quality. While seemingly mysterious when experienced goes beyond any expectations and will fulfill your wildest dreams. Pursued by many, enjoyed by few.

Did you get the new iPhone?
I heard they ran out of them at the Apple Store.
Those new phones are totally a Brittany's Butt.

by brittanyspimp December 5, 2012

butt porridge

Defecation or feces that resembles a bowl of porridge. Soupy, yet thick consistency, in a very dark brown color.

John just made Goldilocks her lunch in the toilet. He's serving up a huge bowl of Butt Porridge.

by Junkboyy December 21, 2008

saucy butt

when your crack gets sweaty and gooey and it feels like there's sauce between your cheeks.

i just ran a mile and i have mad saucy butt.

by shandahawk October 18, 2008

butt hangover

When you have really spicy wings the night before, and you spend the next day with multiple trips to the bathroom.

Avoid quiet bathrooms, especially next to office managers.

Butt hangover, it's like shitting blowtorch.

by h mal March 30, 2010

front butt

The bulbous protrusion emanating from below the waist. The profile of the bearer of a front butt closely resembles the uppercase letter “B”. The most common wielders of a front butt are middle-aged males with a penchant for ill-cut high-rising trousers, which they fasten well above the navel. Commonly, those with front butts are also equipped with “man titties”.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

turtle butt

A condition caused by an imminent turd projecting partially from one's rectum

..At the Beach.. after raw clams an beer..."Hey look at that dude runnin' to the water... He's gotta shit so bad... He's got a turtle butt!"

by Divewave May 26, 2006

Butt Puncher

Homosexual, rump ranger, buthole pirate

Man, Elton John is a real Butt Puncher

by Will August 6, 2003