Jack Black's famed "all food groups in one meal" diet from when he was filming "School of Rock"
Ingredients:
1 McDonald's quarter-pounder with Cheese
1 McDonald's Fillet o'Fish sandwhich
fries
ketchup
orange soda
Directions:
Open the quarter pounder w/ cheese, and place the fillet from the fish sandwhich on top of the beef patty, then add some ketchup and fries. Replace the top bun, and eat. Drink the orange soda.
You get you meat (beef/fish), your vegetables (tomato=ketchup, fries=potatoes), your fruit (orange soda=oranges, also ketchup=tomatoes), your carbohydrates (bun)
all in one meal.
Delicious.
Ingredients:
1 McDonald's quarter-pounder with Cheese
1 McDonald's Fillet o'Fish sandwhich
fries
ketchup
orange soda
Directions:
Open the quarter pounder w/ cheese, and place the fillet from the fish sandwhich on top of the beef patty, then add some ketchup and fries. Replace the top bun, and eat. Drink the orange soda.
You get you meat (beef/fish), your vegetables (tomato=ketchup, fries=potatoes), your fruit (orange soda=oranges, also ketchup=tomatoes), your carbohydrates (bun)
all in one meal.
Delicious.
"I'm gonna make a McSurf 'n Turf...its like a cow ate a fish, but the cow was running through a potato feild and got potatoes on its udders."
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Dude, me and my girlfriend did the Milk n' Cookie last night. I am so happy, but i can still taste my juices.
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rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella
then
2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9
It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella
then
2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9
It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style
1.Mitch: I'm going to rip n' dip this rail before security comes
2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks
2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks
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Self important bozo, that resembles the mighty omnivorous mammal. Like the Grizzly the O.G. has a keen sense of smell. They can easily smell the good deeds of others and steal them as easily as an unattended picnic basket. A feeling of being mauled is often felt by co-workers when the O.G is talking about themselves or their accomplishments. During self-promotion they are known to make wide span arm gestures and make loud noise with their oversized head. The OG’s battle strategy is to draw useless diagrams until the point of co-workers boredom this distraction technique is also used outside of the office to de-emphasis the OG’s small genitalia.
Self important bozo, that resembles the mighty omnivorous mammal. Like the Grizzly the O.G. has a keen sense of smell. They can easily smell the good deeds of others and steal them as easily as an unattended picnic basket. A feeling of being mauled is often felt by co-workers when the O.G is talking about themselves or their accomplishments. During self-promotion they are known to make wide span arm gestures and make loud noise with their oversized head. The OG’s battle strategy is to draw useless diagrams until the point of co-workers boredom this distraction technique is also used outside of the office to de-emphasis the OG’s small genitalia.
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Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
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