half wank

This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.

Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.

by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011

Analog wank

An act of self pleasure that includes visual stimulation provided by a special interest magazine or other print media but does not involve the playback of electronic media. In decline since 1994 and notably affected by the widespread adoption of broadband technology.

Dude, my broadband is down again, I'll have to dust off my emergency copy of <insert special interest magazine here> and go for an analog wank instead.

by Ice in the cider April 14, 2011

Stank and Wank

After doing anal with your partner, you eject your penis and Jack off to finish the job

She told me to pull out of her booty so I had to do the stank and wank to finish off.

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

wink wank

wanting to fuck evrione u kno

AYY FRIENDS LES WINK WANK

by AphFranceNeedsToStop April 17, 2016

Wank Envy

After finishing a wank using only your imagination, the feeling of resentment after realizing there would have been a better person to wank over.

Damn! Just blew a load and could have been thinking of Mila Kunis.. I have a serious case of wank envy.

by PT123 March 15, 2013

Flag-wanking

see vexillology

Kilroy-Silk left the party early for a spot of flag-wanking at home.

by Benny June 23, 2004

Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016