An act of self pleasure that includes visual stimulation provided by a special interest magazine or other print media but does not involve the playback of electronic media. In decline since 1994 and notably affected by the widespread adoption of broadband technology.
Dude, my broadband is down again, I'll have to dust off my emergency copy of <insert special interest magazine here> and go for an analog wank instead.
by Ice in the cider April 14, 2011
Get the Analog wankmug. After finishing a wank using only your imagination, the feeling of resentment after realizing there would have been a better person to wank over.
Damn! Just blew a load and could have been thinking of Mila Kunis.. I have a serious case of wank envy.
by PT123 March 15, 2013
Get the Wank Envymug. Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016
Get the Spank-Wankmug. by AphFranceNeedsToStop April 17, 2016
Get the wink wankmug. When the Edinburgh Fringe is imminent and you're so uncontrollably excited that you just have to touch yourself.
Dave was so aroused by the Fringe 2015 programme that he had to lock himself in his bedroom due to a severe case of the Festival Wanks.
When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.
#festivalwanks
When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.
#festivalwanks
by Denny Duquette May 12, 2015
Get the Festival Wanksmug. by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
Get the Stank and Wankmug. by Benny June 23, 2004
Get the Flag-wankingmug.