shortbread squirt 

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

shortbread squirt by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

Shorty G 

Typically trash at rapping. Also spends too much money on a trash car and makes trash money at DQ. Synonyms include trash and fuckboy.

Yo man did you hear shorty g's new song? It made my ears bleed.

Shorty G by Young yerri March 8, 2017

Shartface 

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

Drew Shortcut 

A shortcut that in the end proves almost no purpose. It is either so ridiculous that no one would ever use it, or it only saves a person one minute in a three hour car drive.

Dude, why did you just take that drew shortcut? It didn't save as any time.

Drew Shortcut by Xanthrun December 9, 2008

shortlisted 

The shortlist is the set of job applicants that have passed the initial resume review process.

If you have been shortlisted, you (or simply your resume) will be submitted to the following step in the candidate selection process which is likely a personal/phone interview, a test, or further review by one or more staff with greater seniority.

Getting shortlisted is a good thing.

I got shortlisted by Thingamabob Widgets!

shortlisted by Frank H. January 24, 2008

Bathing Suit Shorts 

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

Bathing Suit Shorts by Gimaf December 18, 2012

shart mouth 

Somebody with really bad breath. Breath so bad that it wreaks of a faint hint of shit.

Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.

shart mouth by Allen3000 August 6, 2015