sad sausage 

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

sad sausage by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

german sausage smoothie 

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

german sausage smoothie by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

caped sausage 

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

caped sausage by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

cheese sausage 

Sausage made from ingredients such as ground meats like cow, roo, chicken, formed in a pigs intestine but some times synthetic casings cooked by boiling or frying or smoking, with a cheese saving inside, please be warned this hot scrumptious cheese sometimes explodes and causes burns to what ever lands on

Joannes been eating cheese sausage again, it’s all over her chin and top

cheese sausage by Dragbike April 22, 2021

Susan sausage 

The only person to ever up gary guacamole

Yo susan sausage is legemdary

Susan sausage by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021

Slippery sausage 

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

Slippery sausage by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

Swinging Sausage 

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

Swinging Sausage by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021