Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.

Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser

by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020

poose

go to sleep

"yo man ima poose gn"

by Lil Jabarri January 1, 2021

Poser

Someone who tries to take someone else's entire life.

The poser assassinated Jesse then tried to become the next Jesse after his death.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2021

Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.

The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

She would act like a gangster, a badass, tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was a poser from outside Harrisburg who was nothing like the characters she posed as.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Poser

Someone more confused about who they are than anything else, though the confusion fills other areas of their life.

Poser- Don't lie to me, I don't look like a horse's ass.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021