smack the monkey

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

by jo4n5 July 15, 2005

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

spun monkey

A speed freak tweeker that has been up for too many days. A blow it that will get you messed with by the cops or arrested just for being around them .

Stay away from that spun monkey unless you wanna get fucked with.

by Leslie May 10, 2003

monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

porch monkey

A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.

Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!

by JudasIscariot July 22, 2006

sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

by Taco January 30, 2004

Chode Monkey

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey

by Koolp9000 March 24, 2007