1 definition by JudasIscariot
A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.
Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!
by JudasIscariot July 22, 2006