Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.

I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

lesbian standing 69

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.

Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.

Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.

by Krashito February 6, 2017

Lesbian love syndrome

Where you fall in love with someone you cant have, especially someone from another state

Person 1: They seem to be pretty happy
Person 2: They're talking to someone from Tennesse

Person 1: Ah, classic lesbian love syndrome

by ThatLesbian January 23, 2020

Capital B Lesbian

A Bisexual who wishes they were a lesbian. Also called a LesBi

Sasha: "I'm Bi, but I wish I was a lesbian."
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
Sara: "I wish I was, but Gabi shot me in Episode 67"

by ManWithASoupCan March 21, 2021

ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay
me ur dad lesbian
world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

lip tint lesbian

In between a chapstick lesbian and a lipstick lesbian; a lip tint lesbian is lower maintenance and typically lives in jeans, but does enjoy a strappy pair of heels, sexy tops, make up, and admires fashion more than a chapstick would

I saw Brenda last night dressed in a tight dress and heels with a full face of make up, but I usually see her rocking converses, hoodies, and beanies. She's such a lip tint lesbian.

by ottersarewaterbreathingdogs December 14, 2022

Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.

I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018