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by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

lip tint lesbian

In between a chapstick lesbian and a lipstick lesbian; a lip tint lesbian is lower maintenance and typically lives in jeans, but does enjoy a strappy pair of heels, sexy tops, make up, and admires fashion more than a chapstick would

I saw Brenda last night dressed in a tight dress and heels with a full face of make up, but I usually see her rocking converses, hoodies, and beanies. She's such a lip tint lesbian.

by ottersarewaterbreathingdogs December 14, 2022

Pom pom lesbian

A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.

Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.

I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.

I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

fuck like a lesbian

Preferring sex that mixes things up, trying and exploring new things and sensations, with no real goal or endpoint. This is different than with men, who are known for wanting to fuck until they finish--whatever gets them there faster.

Boy: "I learned sex from a very adventurous girl. So, I kinda fuck like a lesbian. I'm told that's a good thing."

by blizzardbell March 9, 2017

Non-Binary Lesbian

Someone who has zero clue what Non-binary or Lesbian mean

"They said they were a Non-binary Lesbian" -Kyle "That makes literally zero sense and I'm nonbinary" -Tim

by Non-binary God June 15, 2023