pill junkie

A worthless individual who will beg, borrow, steal, fuck their Grandmother over or maybe even fuck their grandmother for a Percocet or two.

A vile human being that will be slamming heroin at some point when they can't borrow or steal another dime to support their habit.

A sad excuse for a person destined to be found dead in their piss soaked clothing with a needle in their arm.

Look at that fucking pill junkie over their at the CVS asking every person that comes out if they can spare some medicine.

That neighbor of mind smells terrible. He hasn't showered in weeks the worthless pill junkie that he is!

Did you see the tits on that lady? Nice rack but missing a few teeth. The rumor has it that the lady had her kids taken away from her because she is a pill junkie and she will fuck a car load of guys for a Vicodin or two.

by Elephant at the table May 20, 2014

Abercrombie Junkie

One who wears only Abercrombie and the like(Hollister, American Eagle, etc.) They are without originality and have no soul. They are the spawn of Hitler himself.

Abercrombie Junkies brought me to the brink of suicide.

by Kosher Boy June 2, 2008

junkified

the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into contact with said junk, causing distress to the junkee. It has been made into a game "Where has my junk been?" to be played with roommates and coworkers.

"I junkified your cell phone while you were gone - aren't you going to answer it ?"

by Stryker1 March 17, 2008

junkyarding

To fully cup another man's genitals with one's hands.

"Stop junkyarding me, you perv!"

by Jay Jacks January 15, 2008

junkard

A person who allows junk including cars, trash or other debris to accumulate in thier yard or on thier property without any apparent regard for the resulting eyesore to neighbors or other passers by.

"...My brother Andrew finally moved away from Oroville, WA on account of all the junkards who live there."

by nickgyver August 19, 2008

junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

junkstuffer

some one who puts stuff in there bathing suits or undergarments to seem bigger

the Stupid Junkstuffer was trying way to hard

by Chii-chan February 15, 2009