tardcar 

A car that’s so loud that it’s stupid.

Our neighbors, whom we refer to as the noisetards, of course have a complete and total tardcar.

tardcar by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020

John Tardy 

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

John Tardy by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

tardation 

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.

What in tardation is going on in here??!?!

tardation by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

tardware 

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

tardware by Gojuice November 30, 2006

Tardvice 

Advice from someone classified as a "tard."

"Hey Bob, you should go and stick that fork in the electrical socket."

Bob--"Im not going to listen to your tardvice."

Tardvice by Toadsage27 May 24, 2009

Lardy-Tardy 

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

Lardy-Tardy by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011

E tarded 

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

E tarded by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006