buff tally

Leng girl

Aye icl shes some buff tally yk

by clartin09 January 15, 2024

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

Dirty Tally

When your in the water getting fucked from the back while not trying to get your hair stuck in your nose

I wanna know what a dirty tally feels like

by Dirty Phenix September 14, 2025

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

by truewilson45 October 17, 2025

California tallflapper

It’s where you get naked on all fours and eat the lawn grass like a lawnmower and shit making it look like grass shavings are coming out

Last night was wild Matthew did the California tallflapper

by Numblenuts January 20, 2026

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

by The Moorinator October 21, 2021

Hug your tallest friend day

On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else

Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day

by Unsub October 27, 2021