Sart

Someone who is far superior then anyone else in the world

Dude that guy over there isn’t sart at all

by DarkPsycho2 August 30, 2019

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

shart

the shit that is worst than the average

i just shit sharted the bathroom
shart

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020

Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Dragon shart

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea

"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"

by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020