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Baby Shower 

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.
See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!
Baby Shower by xul8tr July 29, 2008

Braveheart shower 

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
Braveheart shower by Listat January 3, 2009

Golden Shower 

Peeing on another to get a sexual thrill.
"Golden Showers FILLLL MYYY EEYYYYEEEES!" - The Beatles
Golden Shower by G V B September 13, 2013

bum shower 

when a guy stinks really bad and instead of taking a shower he cover's it up with axe body spray
Holy shit that guy smells like ass and axe body spray, he must have takin a bum shower
bum shower by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009

kansas city shower 

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.
that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss
kansas city shower by troy October 29, 2003

stealth shower 

The art of pissing in someone else's shampoo or conditioner bottle, without their knowledge.
Before we left the party, I went into the bathroom and took a stealth shower.
stealth shower by pagoatboy May 9, 2003