Definitions by xul8tr

Baby Shower 

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.

See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!

Baby Shower by xul8tr July 29, 2008

Sausage Jelly 

Noun
1. Semen / sperm / cum / manjam / spunk.
2. A male reproductive cells; multiple spermatozoon.

I sprayed my sausage jelly right down that ho's throat!

Sausage Jelly by xul8tr April 9, 2007

Foosec

A Foosec is roughly 100 back and forth cycles per min, roughly the speed a gorilla maturbates at.

Look at Dazaa, he's jerking his gurgen at almost two Foosecs!

Foosec by xul8tr February 3, 2006

McDonalds 

Health Food

McDonalds, we make your heart a more efficient machine by making it work TWICE AS HARD!

McDonalds by xul8tr July 3, 2003

manjam 

Slang for sperm.

4) I can smell the manjam on sp0rk's breath from a miles away!

manjam by xul8tr April 9, 2003