Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 06, 2019

Salty Cellarius

It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)

Salty Cellarius You fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 06, 2019

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY July 16, 2017

salty springs

I dropped as a pepper and came out salty

Mum: wheres the salt

fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig

by SH3NOBU March 27, 2018

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 07, 2016

Salty Nutsack Licker

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.

"You salty nutsack licker ... I came in that side first!"

by Warcoxx III April 22, 2018

Salty Scoop

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.

Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?

by VFM Boyz October 03, 2019