MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) 

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting

Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) by kkkkkatie May 17, 2018

Sean Connery Syndrome 

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

Sean Connery Syndrome by clevername July 19, 2018

Doppler-Bell Syndrome 

A malady contracted by conspiracy theorists whereby one believes that hurricanes are "steered" by doppler radar sites. When doppler sites are overlaid onto a map of Taco Bell locations, the same conclusion can be drawn. Targeted Individuals are particularly susceptible to this grave condition. 5G is also working its way into the mix.

Doppler-Bell Syndrome appears to be most prevalent in and around the gulf states.

Doppler-Bell Syndrome by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome 

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

sharky's syndrome by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Smith magenis syndrome 

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.

Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year

Smith magenis syndrome by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019

Gay person syndrome 

Gay person syndrome is when a gay person finds out about another previously thought to be straight persons gayness and is instantly attracted to them because of it.

“Just found out karen is gay. I think i have a crush on her”

“Oh no, it’s just gay person syndrome. Probably”

Gay person syndrome by milquetoastfiend November 17, 2019