michael hwang

Just the dumbest dude ever. He sucks at League of Legends and everything else in life. He just wants to be like Jason who is the awesomest guy ever. Jason is his idol, his king. Somewhere deep inside Michael Hwang is so jelly of Jason that he's peanut butter.

guy 1: dude what a loser he tries to be like Jason the sexiest man alive
guy 2: yeah that guy is totally a michael hwang.

by YOLOCHOLO February 11, 2014

Michael/Mike

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

Michael Mason

A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.

Michael Mason
Man, Michael ate all my Halloween Candy.
He is considered an asswipe.

by LittleBoyGrinder69 April 20, 2018

Michael S.

A fagget ireland fucker who is bald and has small feet and a small dick. He secretly loves sjoul but kelly is cockblocking him. He hates hubschrauber with a passion and tried to get him demoted. Donal might come as a tough guy but he is really a bitch ass white fuck who is sad about his own life.

Michael S. is a lonely prick

by SFB dox May 15, 2016

Michael Gentile

The most amazing, influencial, and caring coach a team could ask for. He is not only a coach but also a father figure who has shown his team what it takes to lead and compete at an elite level. Also an amazing father and friend.

Brian: Mike do you need a pen?????
Mike: its okay i have a pen.

Brian: Mike you NEED a pen, i WILL get you a PEN!!!!
Mike: its OKAY Brian.

Brian: you're such a Michael Gentile.

by ilovechickennuggets69 April 1, 2020

michael molina

Michael Molina is slang for Mexican candy that is being sold by a Mexican.

Do you want to buy some Michael Molina?

by GumZie June 7, 2017

Al Michaels

a drinking game for the video game Madden

Rules:
You drink when you give up points
Touchdown - Half a beer
Field Goal - Third of a beer
Safety - Finish your drink
Defensive/Special Teams Touchdown - Chug a full beer

Playing Al Michaels is the only way to deal with Madden's commentary in his own game.

by Alex Q Jennings January 11, 2013