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MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
by weave July 23, 2003
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Master Cum Blocker

Someone who is a master at blocking large amounts of cum much like the Bruce Lee is a master at martial arts.
Nobody can have sex with Jim because he is a master cum blocker.
by The Dinkster August 19, 2016
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mld: masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.
Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.
by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017
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Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.
by Jägermeister February 19, 2004
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Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009
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Halo: The Master Chief Collection

Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014
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the master chief sucks at halo

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma
by IAmTheTruth December 9, 2007
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