Basteo

A word that could mean whatever the user wants it to, coined by a famous Tik Tok creator: "thescumbagdad."

The word has been used for many purposes, from cooking meat to harvesting wild rice, and even the creator of the word doesn't know what it means.

Person 1: "So this is how you properly make a brownie"
Thescumbagdad: "No, you're actually making cookies."
Person 1: "You're going to want to start by oiling the pan."
Thescumbagdad: "No, you don't want to do that, you will ruin the basteo."

by AdyreDivine November 20, 2022

Blue Bastard

An alcoholic drink made with Vodka, Fresca, and grape flavoured Gatorade Fierce.

That blue bastard sure put him on his ass last night.

by Ratty Van Rat March 5, 2009

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

potato bastard

A name often called to Germany by Romano. But then again he calls every one a bastard, but potato bastard is commonly said to Germany.

"Germany! You potato bastard! You look like you have a moustache!!"-Romano
"But to me it looks like YOU have moustache."-Germany
"Gaah, shutup you potato bastard!!"

by Roderich Edelstein February 27, 2016

wee bastard

Term typically used to define someone who needs to be shamed. Used by the Scottish

Ahh ya little wee bastard

by Pish wee bastard October 29, 2017

tomato bastard

A person who loves tomatoes and is often insulted by italians.

Antonio ? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS TOMATO BASTARD ?

This tomato bastard is a pain in the ass.

by wasabi06 August 5, 2014

Bastard Factory

A woman who becomes pregnant at a steady pace outside of marriage producing a rather alarming amount of unfathered children

She's pregnant again? That bastard factory can't keep her legs shut.

by Archduke_Chocula June 11, 2006