Hym "What is up with all the boat strikes? I don't see the point of those but I guess I don't really need to."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
Get the Boat strikes mug.“Girl on a boat” on Instagram is basically a young, decent-looking woman—could be a student, could just be naturally attractive—posting pics on a yacht or whatever with some unseen rich guy. Sometimes he’s older, sometimes he’s just loaded and dull. But definitely loaded as he owns a boat.
Girl on the boat says ‘Look at me, living the fancy life, floating around with someone else’s money.’ 'I am on a boat and you are not.'
by lohgfd October 26, 2025
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Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”
by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025
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Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
by Phylosofist November 25, 2025
Get the Tip of the boat syndrome mug."...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.
by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025
Get the Missouri Boat Ride mug.A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023
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That does NOT mean cheaper!
That does NOT mean cheaper!
Joe: Did you buy the boat?
Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!
Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!
by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023
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